Horoscope Friday 8 December

Here is your starguide for today.
Brace yourself.

AQUARIUS: The best antidote to the blues is hard work. Maybe that’s what’s getting you down.
ARIES: Green is your lucky colour today. Or is it red?
CANCER: There’s no time like the present to have a lie down.
CAPRICORN: A quick medical check-up is strongly advisable. Send a nude photo of yourself to creepsRus@somesortofregister.xxxdot.dot.
GEMINI: An electrical device lets you down at a crucial time. Who would have thought that 5:59 a.m. could last so long?
LEO: You feel as if nobody understands you at all. What’s got into you?
LIBRA: Stand your ground for once. Don’t let that duck chase you from the park any more.
PISCES: Why not invite an enemy for dinner? An hour too early should do it.
SAGITTARIUS: You can do anything if you put your mind to it. If only that was true for you.
SCORPIO: A new romance is in the air when a Capricorn sends you an email by mistake.
TAURUS: Saturday’s winning lottery numbers are 9, 22, 23, 29, 44, 50.
VIRGO: Why are you always last?

 

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