The Eggs Files

Mulder, that sausage is not the egg
of a Giant Alien Sausage Monster.
It’s from the FBI canteen.
Though I agree
the Government laced your coffee
with LSD – after all,
your belief that super-intelligent
flamingo-beings from Vega III
are breeding off the Arctic Coast,
seems to prove that hunch.
Now, for once,
can’t we just eat lunch?

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