When Christmas Eve had come at last
and all the bells rang out,
the Salvation Army choir folk
went carolling round about. Continue reading “Joy of the Season”
Ant and Ellie rose at dawn
and tenderly they kissed:
He stood a-tiptoe on a shelf Continue reading “Ant and Ellie Chapter 2”
Spock, why do they
on every planet we visit? Continue reading “Wagon Train to the Stars”
The hoaxer, Billy Fiddlydee, believes everyone should keep fit:
“Hello. I’ve just escaped from a maximum-security mental institution. My favourite hobby is watching people run. Would you mind…THANK YOU!”
In a survey of voters, I see
That no matter how Labour they be,
If by chance they get rich
They’ll develop an itch
To be Tory by quarter-past-three.
It ill becomes a gentleman
to sit upon his nose
and hold his cup and saucer
in the gap between his toes. Continue reading “It Ill Becomes a Gentleman”
Here lie some bits of Kevin Steiger
who rashly tried Ju Jitsu on a tiger. Continue reading “Kevin Steiger”
Dear Sir or Madam
It has been drawn to my attention
that you are experiencing “suffering.” Continue reading “His Prayers Are Answered”
Do others share humanity’s sense of mirth?
Let our laughter be heard through all of Outer Space: Continue reading “The Funny Side”
1 There are three kinds of people:
2 Those who can count… Continue reading “People Who Count”
Having a lovely time.
Wish you were here.
The sea is lovely. Continue reading “Postcard to England”
When Archie began the affair,
She was young and vivacious and fair; Continue reading “When Archie began the Affair”
The regal Lion walked so proud
he’d barely glance where Spider bowed, Continue reading “The Lion and the Spider”
“The best of all the cheeses, I declare…”
Said the Lady Isabella to her maid,
“Is the one that mortal man calls Camembert.
So please provide some – for that is why you’re paid!” Continue reading “The Captain’s Eye”