Mulder, that sausage is not the egg
of a Giant Alien Sausage Monster.
It’s from the FBI canteen.
Though I agree Continue reading “The Eggs Files”
Latest news from Moronia:
The King of Moronia, King Joe, 93, today married Abigail Splatt, 24, in a ceremony held at Port Storm General Hospital. For medical reasons, the honeymoon will be restricted to a private suite near the Emergency Room where a team of specialists will be on call 24 hours a day to “help out” – to quote a hospital spokesman.
A limerick-writer, one summer,
Was forced to rhyme “summer” with “plumber”.
And a cloud, as it poured,
He was forced to record
As “urgently needing a plumber…”
“Let’s go and see Doctor Who, you said. He’s better than Doctor Green, you said…”
I knew a maid called Meryl Streep;
her hair was light and brown.
I loved her but she’d pretend Continue reading “Love Story 2”
In a survey of voters, I see
That no matter how Labour they be,
If by chance they get rich
They’ll develop an itch
To be Tory by quarter-past-three.
Here lie some bits of Kevin Steiger
who rashly tried Ju Jitsu on a tiger. Continue reading “Kevin Steiger”
Dear Sir or Madam
It has been drawn to my attention
that you are experiencing “suffering.” Continue reading “His Prayers Are Answered”
Do others share humanity’s sense of mirth?
Let our laughter be heard through all of Outer Space: Continue reading “The Funny Side”
Having a lovely time.
Wish you were here.
The sea is lovely. Continue reading “Postcard to England”
When Archie began the affair,
She was young and vivacious and fair; Continue reading “When Archie began the Affair”
The regal Lion walked so proud
he’d barely glance where Spider bowed, Continue reading “The Lion and the Spider”
“The best of all the cheeses, I declare…”
Said the Lady Isabella to her maid,
“Is the one that mortal man calls Camembert.
So please provide some – for that is why you’re paid!” Continue reading “The Captain’s Eye”
Is this the beast
that governed the Earth
whose bones are displayed
so carefully preserved? Continue reading “Is this the Beast?”
A boy who dismembered a spider
Thought a tigress so tame he could ride her.
You can guess his surprise Continue reading “A Boy Who Dismembered a Spider”