Leg (slang) Money owed to an expensive lawyer.
Heaven A place of torment for sinners.
Shopping The failure to find what cannot be bought.
Poetry The desperate detonation of words.
Cabbage A vegetable eaten by adults.
Democracy The belief by a majority that they are in charge.
Lottery Money donated by the poor to the rich.
Education The defeat of the young.
Hogwash A fact stated by an unpopular person.
Battlefield A place where soldiers are sent to be trained.
Antarctic A famous iceberg with a penguin on it.
Crowd The scene of a recent accident.
Domestic Cat A wild animal that has figured out how to open tins.
Faith The fear of randomness.
Hearse A limousine for successful poets.
History An explanation of why things won’t get any better.
Ponder Someone who wonders if life would be better in a pond.
Rainbow God’s way of saying that white light is made up of a spectrum.
Semen The end to a perfect evening.
Ship A device for getting from B to D.